PORNSTAR JENNA JAMESON CALLS OUT COMEDIENNE & LUVER OF RAPPER 50 CENT, “A DRIED UP OLD WHORE”

Left:Chelsea Handler; Right:Jenna Jameson

This could get vicious.

Uhuh I know Chelsea ain't;t letting nobody punk her & she’s with 50 Cent now, you don’t have to be scared no more.

Late on Wednesday night, former porn star and actress Jenna Jameson sent out a pair of angry tweets directed toward comedienne Chelsea Handler, calling her out for what she considered unethical comedy -- and body issues.

"Chelsea handler makes fun of peoples kids... Probably because she's a dried up old whore," Jameson tweeted. She then added, "Just cuz I say it like it is...... Don't hate...... She talks massive shit.. Ok, whatever...."

While Jameson's tweets were vague, she may have been referring to an interview that Handler did in December with Katie Couric for Glamour, in which she referenced both Jameson and jokes about children.

"I don't like the word raunchy. I'm irreverent and I say things that a lot of people wouldn't say, and some of it probably isn't in the best taste," Handler said. "But when I hear the word raunchy, to me that describes Jenna Jameson. Look, I'm never going to please everybody."

As for children, she said: "I think talking about children and their looks is not nice. Like, unattractive children. I don't do that. And I don't talk about people who are dying. I think that's inappropriate."

Thus far, Handler has not tweeted a response.

SAD: ADAM DELL SUES PADMA LAKSHMI, TOP CHEF HOST 4 CUSTODY Of HER BEAUTIFUL 11-MONTH OLD BABY GURL!

NEW YORK — "Top Chef" host Padma Lakshmi is steeped in a custody fight, and the ingredients are plenty complex.

Venture capitalist Adam Dell sued Wednesday for custody of Lakshmi's 11-month-old daughter. He says a paternity test has shown he's the infant's father, but Lakshmi is sidelining him and trying to cast her current flame, financier Ted Forstmann, in that role.

Dell wants custody of the baby, and he's pointing sharply to Lakshmi's career and globe-trotting lifestyle as a reason, saying she's "either unable or unwilling to moderate either her social or business travel" for the child's sake.

A lawyer for Lakshmi, Jay D. Silverstein, called Dell's claims "inaccurate and misleading," and her camp blasted the public airing of her and her daughter's personal life.

***ATTENTION WHORES*** EVELYN LOZADA AND CHAD OCHOCINCO PARTY IT UP A "DULCE SHOE BOUTIQUE" IN CORAL GABLES, FLORIDA JUST IN CASE YOU STAY NEAR & WANNA CHECK IT OUT SOMEDAY!

HERE IS A COUPLE OF PICS TAT THESE FAME WHORES TOOK AT EVELYN'S PARTY AT HER SHOE BOUTIQUE "DULCE" (And why does Evelyn daughter look so damn old, but she's only 17-years old & she look like she can be my mother if I wore some long french-braid pigtails and held her hand while we walked across the street. Just Saying!)

PICTURE: Evelyn and Chad talking up a storm at Dulce

PIC: Evelyn Lozada & Her Fiance Chad OchoCinco outside of "Dulce"

PICTURE: Bow Wow his Mother & Evelyn and Fiance Chad OchoCinco inside partying it up at "Dulce"

PICTURE: Evelyn and her daughter Shaniece Lozada (Her daughter is so pretty but she look like she is Evelyn's sister instead of daughter. And since there's alot of cheaters that are athletes, and since Shaniece is a pretty 17-year old gurl that looks older. I wonder does Chad Ochocinco ever tried to flirt with Evelyn's daughter, or seen Shaniece out at parties before he met Evelyn and probably hit on her LOL)



LAMAR ODOM AND KHLOE KARDASHIAN HAVE THEIR OWN REALITY SHOW COMING OUT ON E! CALLED KHLOE & LAMAR, GENIUS TITLE FOR A SHOW

Playboy recently sat down with Mr. Kardashian, and he gets pretty candid on his relationship with Khloe-zon!

On what would happen if a sex tape of Odom and Khloé leaked: “When people see us in person, they see Khloé’s not small. I’m not small. People see us and are probably like, Damn, I wonder how that looks. We wouldn’t have anything to be ashamed about, but no, that’s not going down.”

On how marrying Khloé has changed him: “Men, most of the time our goal is to have what we want when it comes to women…Most men like more than one woman. A lot of them would not want to admit that because that might not be cool, right? Most people don’t want to get married. Being married, that’s a responsibility. I always used to tell that to women. I don’t want a girlfriend because that means I’ve got a responsibility. I have a responsibility to call you. I have a responsibility not to be with another woman. I have a responsibility to be there on time when you need me. With her I was like, If I do what I normally do, I’m going to lose her. And if I lose her, I think it’s going to hurt a lot. Right then and there I knew. We were together every day.”

Lady Gaga Perfume To Smell Like Blood And Semen, FREAKIN GROSS!

For all you little monsters out there who’ve ever dreamed of smelling like Gaga, there’s good news! No need to keep wrapping yourself in desiccated meat or sleep next to a smoldering skeleton, just spray on Lady Gaga’s new perfume, which will “smell of blood and semen.” We’re sure it’s only a matter of time before she announces her men’s cologne line, “Mucus and Tears.”

While dozes of celebrities have their own weird perfume lines, Gaga’s scent will undoubtedly be the first one that will intentionally smell like a bodily function. While most of us actively try to avoid reeking like either of these fluids, it’s still a nice change from the smell we normally associate with such scents as Taylor Momsen‘s Parlez-moi d’Amour chez Marionnaud or Paris Hilton‘s Tease, Paris, Heiress, Siren, Fair Dust or Just Me, which of course would be vomit.