I'M NOT INTO SPORTS, BUT THIS IS FUNNY!

Drunk Driver Blames Drunk Driving on LeBron James and “The Decision”

A lot of people really took it hard when LeBron James snubbed his hometown Cavaliers to go and play with the Heat, none moreso than this 30-year-old from Flint, Michigan.

So broken up was the man over James’ decision, he had no choice but to get drunk off his ass before hopping in his car for a joyride. Never a wise move, douchebag.
Cops pulled the man over after noticing his car was drifting over the center line around 2:40 a.m. on July 11. Police say the man appeared to be intoxicated, and when questioned, the driver said yes, he had been drinking.
Hey, at least he’s honest…and pretty damn stupid.
When asked if he’d been drinking the man said that he had been drinking, and it was because LeBron James had decided to play for the Miami Heat instead of the Boston Celtics (James had actually turned down an opportunity to play for the Cleveland Cavaliers)
A breathalyzer test revealed the driver’s alcohol level to be at 0.16 percent, twice the legal limit–which probably explains why he was so distraught that LeBron didn’t choose the Celtics, seeing that they were never in the running for his services in the first place.

TOO DAMN FUNNY, AND HE HAD TO BE FROM MI, GEESH!