UGHH *SIGH* BRODY JENNER LEFT LAUREN, KRISTEN & EVEN JAYDE 4 THIS (INSIDE A TIMELINE OF BRODY HOEISH WAYS)

LAUREN CONRAD THE STAR & CREATOR OF THE HIT REALITY SHOW, "THE HILLS". (I SO  HATED WHEN LAUREN LEFT)

BRODY JENNER 1ST LEFT MY GURL LAUREN CONRAD, WHOM STARTED THE HIT SHOW "THE HILLS" & ALLOWED BRODY HOEISH AZZ TO BECOME A PART OF HER SHOW.

THEN HE MADE HIS WAY TO 2008 PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR: JAYDE NICOLE BELOW:

(I DIDN'T LIKE HER AT ALL CAUSE SHE WAS VERY OBSESSIVE, JEALOUS, CRAZY PSYCHOTIC MONEY HUNGRY BITCH, & SHE WOULD START ALOT OF FIGHTS WITH KRISTEN DUE TO HER BEING THREATENED BY KRISTEN & BRODY'S FRIENDSHIP.)

THEN THIS DUDE MOVED BACK TO MY GURL, HIS EX-GURLFRIEND KRISTEN CAVALLARI

SHE BECAME THE NEW STAR OF "THE HILLS". ONCE LC DECIDED TO LEAVE THE SHOW FOR GOOD.

NOW HE'S WITH

YES MISS. AVRIL LAVIGNE. THIS IS THE WEIRDEST COUPLE AND CHICK THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN BRODY WITH, EVER. SO ODD.

LOOK AT HIS HISTORY ABOVE AND LOOK AT AVRIL, COME ON TIME TO COMPARE:

                           

BIG DIFFERENCE, AND IT'S SO AWKWARD HOW BRODY CAN TREAT LC & KRISTEN LIKE SHIT, BUT HE LEAVES THEM AND SETTLES DOWN WITH THE PSYCHO BITCHES, GEESH!

BRODY AND HIS NEW OVER NIGHT LOVE INTEREST AVRIL ALSO HAVE MATCHING TATTOOS WITH EACH OTHER NAMES TATTED ON EACH OTHER

THIS MUST BE GETTING SERIOUS. THE ONLY TIME YOU TAT SOMEONES NAME ON YOUR BODY IS WHEN YOUR REALLY IN LOVE WITH ONE ANOTHER, AND THEY  JUST STARTED DATING & EVERYONE KNOWS BRODY'S TRACK RECORD WHEN IT COMES TO FEMALES. SO ONCE THEY BREAK-UP & HE MOVES ON WITH 2 DAYS WHAT WILL HE DO TO THE TATTOO. AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND AVRIL, SHE JUST GOT DIVORCED FROM HER HUSBAND OF 3-YEARS LESS THAN A YEAR AGO.

AVRIL AND EX-HUSBAND DERYCK WHIBLEY

SO I GUESS HER NEXT MARRIAGE WILL BE TO BRODY JENNER, THE BIGGEST HOE ALIVE